Monday, June 16, 2008

Is Soya Safe?

By Stewart Hare Do you consume soya? This is a question regarding health concerns and soya which one of my readers emailed me, plus my answer. If you consume a lot of soya, you may find it interesting. Question : I have been reading (from several sources) that Soya is not safe to eat, as it affects the thyroid gland amongst other things, is this so? I drink a lot of Soya milk and eat some Soya products as well. I hate other milks so if I can’t drink Soya milk then it’s back to dairy for me, which I don’t want to do. Answer: Soya bean protein is a good alternative source of protein to meat and eggs and has been favoured by vegetarians as a good alternative to meat. This is in evidence in our supermarkets with the huge range of meat alternative products which Soya tends to be the base ingredient. The production of Soya beans is now a billion dollar industry with the United States being the major producer. Soya oil is a poly-unsaturated oil, it contains the essential fatty acids – linoleic and linolenic, and it is free from cholesterol and has a low level of saturated fatty acids. Soya beans is high in B vitamins, iron, calcium, zinc and it is claim that it reduces the risk of heart disease, prostrate and breast cancer. With these facts it is plain to see why Soya is thought of as a super food but new research has put its super status in doubt. The main concerns with Soya are the health problems which can be cause by high amounts of phytoestrogens and phytates which are present in Soya. High amounts of phytoestrogens are known to depress thyroid function and consuming large amounts of Soya can lead to goitre, hypothyroidism, and auto-immune thyroid disease. My advice would be, if you like Soya, keep to low amounts of Soya in your diet. This Soya must be from an organic refined source, a lot of Soya today comes from GM crops and Soya containing products use a lot of chemicals in their production. Safe Soya products are fermented Soya products, such as soy sauce, tempeh and miso. If you are pregnant, suffer from thyroid disorders, digestive problems such as loose stools, bloating or irritable bowel syndrome, cysts, tumours, parasites, excess mucus or yeast sensitivity it would be wise to avoid Soya based products. What are the alternatives to milk and Soya milk? Well you can try goats milk, sheeps milk, almond milk, rice milk and oat milk. Stewart Hare C.H.Ed Dip NutTh Did you like this article? Well, it was an excerpt from “Beating ‘That Bloated Feeling’ Naturally”. Click here to find out more about “How To Beat ‘That Bloated Feeling’ Naturally” Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Stewart_Hare http://EzineArticles.com/?Is-Soya-Safe?&id=465260 american general loans online unsecured business loans cash advance loans locations in zip 43015 bad credit personal installment loan
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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Sports Summer Camps

By Jennifer Bailey Sports summer camps include sport activities such as swimming, hiking or tennis. Most sports that can be played in summer are included in such camps. Sometimes such camps organize special events suiting to specific set of participants. Overnight camps are sometimes arranged near a water body where the campers enjoy recreational activities such as swimming, baseball and cookouts. The evenings are spent around a campfire. The highlight of the event is an opportunity to sleep under the stars. There are beach camps organized that arrange for activities and sports that can be enjoyed at the beachside. Soccer and volleyball are favorite sports played on the beach. Campers enjoy playing with the Frisbee at the vast expanse of sand on the beach. The afternoons are packed with games that are not so strenuous after a tiring morning. Sports training camps provide guidance on improving sports skills. They are usually categorized on the basis of age and ability. The staff that coaches the campers is usually coaches of a local school or college. Training consists of continuous learning and continuity is the keyword to better training. Sports camps organized by some of the reputed sports universities invite state level or Olympic sports stars for guest coaching. Professional sportspersons are more effective in helping campers to improve on their sports skills. Most of the sports camps that organize overnight camps only allow children above 10 years to attend them. They are provided with meals and lodging on sharing basis. In day camps, food has to be bought at an extra cost or can be brought from home. Some sports camps have an evening sports instruction session whereas others have recreational evenings. Other sports camps focus on exclusive areas, such as water sports in particular. Sports camps are not only a place to learn sports skills but also a platform for learning interactive skills. It is learning with pleasure that is emphasized by sports summer camps. Kids Summer Camps provides detailed information on Kids Summer Camps, Traditional Kids Summer Camps, Kid Summer Camp Games, Kids Summer Day Camps and more. Kids Summer Camps is affiliated with US Sports Camps. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Jennifer_Bailey http://EzineArticles.com/?Sports-Summer-Camps&id=410071 guaranteed same day loans johnny paycheck aka donnie young no money down car loans for people with terrible credit instant decision personal loans
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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Payday Loan Companies – Are Their Rates Too High?

By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Carrie_Reeder]Carrie Reeder Payday loan companies do provide cash at higher rates than other types of credit programs. But these rates are for short periods, so fees are often small. While payday loans are not for every credit situation, they can help during a financial emergency. Are Rates Too High? Payday loan rates are higher than other forms of credit for a couple of reasons. First of all, payday loans are for a small amount for a short period. Lenders have to cover the cost of processing such transactions. Unlike mortgage companies, payday companies dont add up interest charges for 30 years. Secondly, payday loans are at a higher risk of defaulting. Since there are no credit checks, people are more likely to fail to pay back these types of loans. That cost is passed onto everyone else. Understanding The Numbers Rates Most people get excited about APRs, annual percentage rate. If you compared the APRs of payday loans and mortgages, you will find the payday loan will have the larger number. But, that is misleading. For one, payday loans are held for days, not a year. So you never pay that percent. With mortgages and other types of loans, you take years to pay the interest and principal. So with a payday loan, on average you would pay 15% of the loan in fees. With a mortgage, more than likely you will pay over 100% in interest charges. Rates Lower Than Late Fees Taking a look at late fees on some bills or credit cards, they can be significantly higher than the fee for a cash advance. Fees can also really add up with bank and merchant charges for bounced checks. On average, a cash advance of $100 will have a $15 finance fee. Often bank fees average around $25 for each NSF check. Merchant fees are often higher. So while it will cost you for a payday loan, they are cheaper than paying late charges. You should also consider the impact on your credit report. In the end, you have to decide if a payday loan is in your best interest. With instant service and fast cash, payday loan fees can be insignificant compared to other costs. See our recommended sources for payday loan companies online, by visiting: [http://www.abcloanguide.com/paydayloans.shtml]Recommended Cash Advance Companies Online. Carrie Reeder is the owner of [http://www.abcloanguide.com/]ABC Loan Guide, an informational website about various types of loans. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Carrie_Reeder http://EzineArticles.com/?Payday-Loan-Companies—Are-Their-Rates-Too-High?&id=83296 guaranteed overnight next day loans why student loans stop money bombay money lenders act can employer keep last paycheck when i quit
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

How To Overcome A Growling Stomach When Trying To Lose Weight

By Stephen Condren One of the greatest, if not the greatest difficulty in losing weight is how do deal with hunger and more specifically how to deal with a growling stomach. When in discussing this topic there are two general groups of individuals that I am speaking to. The first is the dedicated group of people that are serious about losing weight and want to know what to do. The second is a group of people that also want to lose weight but lack commitment. You can lose weight and look good; there is no doubt to this. The real issue is how you will manage this. The most important thing that you can do is to remain committed to losing weight; this is because it is long term. If you are building a house you have to plan it all out way in advance and work carefully to its completion. In the same manner you have to design or come up with a plan on how you will lose weight and stick with it. The workhorse behind this is will power and there is where the individuals in the second category fall in. Usually people do not possess the will power to keep up on the plan. What they have done instead is filled their heads with hopes and dreams of this goal but lack the real rigor to get the job done. It is work and effort to lose weight, do not be fooled. I am no here do fool anyone or make any money in advising you on how to lose weight. I am writing this as a service to humanity, for obesity is a serious problem today and its damaging effects go way beyond personal appearance. The growling stomach is the little devil that you have to tackle. I have found that there are two kinds of hunger, one, a hunger that is tight and constant but not growling, not attaching your will power. In fact this first type of hunger is almost enhanced by will power and you can keep on going with it for several days with only eating meager amounts of food. I have found that this kind of hunger yields the best results. You will find that you lose the most weight during this time of hunger and as you go along the day keep repeating that “hunger is good”. The second type of hunger usually strikes when you are tired, and sleep here is the key. To lose weight you must be rested. When you are tired your will power is compromised and you give in to eating. Get rest. However, we all have times when we are tired and then that hard hunger with the growl strikes. This is an emergency because if you do not act quickly and intelligently you will regain much of the ground that you have worked so hard to gain. The thing to do when sharp hunger strikes is to eat lettuce or celery with no kind of dips or salts, just raw. This does not sound appetizing but it is not meant to. You are on a plan to lose weight and when you are hungry you are losing weight. What you don’t want is to be in “pain” while in the process. You will find that after you have eaten a lot of lettuce the hunger will pass and you will regain your will power. It usually takes a day to recover. The beauty in this is that you will continue to lose weight and regain you will power. Also, you will find that you are proud of yourself and become more encouraged to continue with your plan of losing weight. I was born and raised on the south side of Chicago in Hyde Park Township, near the University of Chicago. As I child I was always drawing and painting. My father owned an art supply company, Favor Ruhl & Watson, where I was able to get all that I needed to progress in my work. I have always enjoyed portraiture and landscape painting. In High School (Naperville Central High School) I took Drafting from Mr. Pierce. I quickly grasped the principles of perspective and drafting and hence made a career with both Fine Art and Architectural Renderings. In the mid 1970′s I joined the US Navy and was stationed on board the USS Midway, CV-41. The Midway was home ported in Yokosuka, Japan (A suburb of Tokyo). While in service I traveled all over Asia including such countries as Korea, China, Philippines, Singapore, Pakistan, Hong Kong, and Japan. While in Japan I learned Japanese. I speak German and Spanish as well. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Stephen_Condren http://EzineArticles.com/?How-To-Overcome-A-Growling-Stomach-When-Trying-To-Lose-Weight&id=300226 instant no fax payday loans for military ky law against cash advances personal loans for poor credit best rates for personal loans in canada
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Friday, May 30, 2008

Ban the Brush: Use a Comb That Won’t Break Hair

By Jennifer Bahney We’ve all heard the recommendation: “If you want healthy growing hair, be sure to brush 100 strokes a day.” But quite the opposite is true; the less your brush your hair, the better – especially if your hair is already damaged from chemicals or the environment. Your best bet is to trade in your brush for a comb that won’t break hair. When the “100 strokes a day” method first materialized, women washed their hair with soap just once each month, or once every three weeks if they were wealthy and had a lot of time on their hands. Serious brushing was needed each day to remove debris from the scalp and to evenly distribute the scalp oils down the hair shaft. Without brushing so many strokes a day, this oil and debris would have built up on the scalp, leaving the hair looking unclean and unkempt. In addition, the ends would have become dry and brittle unless a substitute oil were applied. And, since scalp massage wasn’t widely practiced, circulation to the scalp would have been diminished, seriously hampering healthy growth. Get Proven Results With Combs That Won’t Break Hair Fortunately, today we wash our hair much more frequently, and with slightly acidic shampoos that don’t swell the hair shaft and cause cuticle damage like soap does. We also have a plethora of conditioners, both rinse-out and leave-in, that fortify and protect our strands. Despite the modern hair care marvels, however, the advice to “brush 100 strokes a day” continues to persist. In fact, it’s one of the top hair care questions I’m asked on a regular basis. I always recommend against brushing 100 strokes a day and here’s why: Excessive brushing wears away the hair’s cuticle – its protective covering. The cuticle becomes “roughed up” and catches on other hairs, causing matts and tangles. If the cuticle continues to erode, the inner cortex will be exposed and wear down, seriously weakening the hair. Once the cortex goes, the hair is likely to split and break off. For women with shoulder-length and longer hair, and especially those who chemically process their hair, I recommend only using a brush when you absolutely must. Instead, invest in a smooth wide-tooth comb that won’t break hair. The best combs that won’t break hair are handmade from cellulose acetate, a non-petroleum based material that’s actually created from wood pulp even though it resembles plastic. Cellulose acetate is very tough and resists breaking, yet is smooth and flexible, allowing you to comb without hurting your hair or scalp. I recommend that women with damaged hair use a comb anytime they would normally use a brush – to detangle, style, or to “comb out” before bed. Be very gentle, and always start combing from the bottom of your hair and work your way up as you undo any snarls. The Combing Solution When using a comb that won’t break hair, you’re more likely to take your time instead of tearing through it like you would with a brush. That’s because a comb won’t slide through tangles, even with a lot of force, like with a brush. You have to gently work out the tangle, which is ultimately better for your hair. Instead of brushing as a way to stimulate the scalp and promote circulation, opt for a soothing scalp massage instead. Scalp massage is much more effective than brushing for promoting circulation, plus it doesn’t affect the hair shaft if done properly. To encourage hair growth, be sure to massage with a mixture of thyme, rosemary, lavender, and cedarwood essential oils in a carrier oil such as grapeseed or jojoba. With regular use, this mix has been proven to correct temporary hair loss and promote new growth (Archives of Dermatology, 1998; 134:1349-1352). Since the only way to “repair” split or severely damaged hair is to cut it off, it makes sense to prevent the problem in the first place. The first step is simple: ban the brush and opt for a smooth wide-tooth comb that won’t break hair or cause excessive damage. —————— Learn to grow beautiful, healthy hair with Longhairlovers.com founder Jennifer Bahney who has helped thousands of women all over the world grow the gorgeous hair of their dreams. To receive her free monthly newsletter with proven hair care solutions, please visit http://www.longhairlovers.com Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Jennifer_Bahney http://EzineArticles.com/?Ban-the-Brush:-Use-a-Comb-That-Wont-Break-Hair&id=186166 paycheck tax modeler christmas same day cash advance laws for personal loans no faxing required military payday loans
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

How Your Social Life Can Affect Your Weight

By Joey Dweck If you are serious about committing yourself to long-term weight loss, then you will most likely find that devoting part of your schedule to maintaining a strict exercise and diet can severely affect your social life. Not only are you at risk for becoming a social outcast if you closely monitor your food intake at public events such as a dinner party, but you also risk alienating your close friends if you being spending an inordinate amount of time exercising. As with all great things, it is important that you find a balance between your desire to exercise and your desire to spend time with friends. While one activity should not negatively impact the other, it is sometimes difficult to draw the line, especially in the beginning of a new weight-loss routine. Here are some tips to help you maintain an active social life while simultaneously sustaining a measurable weight loss: Train Together Grab a Buddy and set a goal together. You and a friend can train together for a local race, such as a 10K or even a marathon. By having a goal set, you and your friend will have a set deadline for working out. The deadline will likely inspire you to take your workout routine seriously. Also, when you work out with a Buddy, you will be building your bond while at the same time building your body. When the race is over, you will not only have a slimmer body and the satisfaction of having completed a race, but you will also have a closer friend. Join a Team Sports teams are a great way to meet new people or to spend time with people you already know in a relaxed, competitive environment. Look around for athletic teams in your area, such as softball, Frisbee, kickball or tennis. If you do not play a sport, then join a running or canoeing club. You will find that getting out and playing a sport will help you to feel better about yourself, especially if you do not enjoy working out. When playing sports with others, there is a tendency to forget that you are working out. Instead, you are too busy enjoying the game. Most adult athletic leagues also have post-practice happy hours at a local pub. Head to the Park Grab a group of Buddies and head off to the park for an afternoon of Frisbee. You and your friends will enjoy the sunshine, camaraderie and athleticism of a fun game. If you live near the mountains or a walking trail, then gather a group together for a small hike. You will find that the more fun activities you can share with your friends, the closer and more athletic your entire group will become. Go ahead be a leader. Join a Class Participating in a group fitness class is a great way to stay motivated, work your body into shape, and meet new people. If you are a member of a gym, then get your hands on an updated schedule of classes and enroll in one that you think fits your needs. If you are not a member of a gym, then find a local Yoga or athletic studio that appeals to you. Author : Joey Dweck is the Founder & CEO of WeightLossBuddy.com a community committed to 24/7 support, expert advice, and helping people find a buddy(s) who will support their effort to lose weight, and live a healthier lifestyle. And it’s all Free. Sign up for the Free, award winning, 12-Part E-Course Losing For Good http://www.weightlossbuddy.com. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Joey_Dweck http://EzineArticles.com/?How-Your-Social-Life-Can-Affect-Your-Weight&id=295080 cash advance check to self md bad credit lender nevada direct cash advance lenders no fax no teletrak no verify personal loan bad credit credit union
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Diagnosing Adult Growth Hormone Deficiency

By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Lewis_Chase] Lewis Chase Diagnosing isolated adult growth hormone deficiency is difficult and controversial. Growth hormone deficiency in adults causes a variety of metabolic abnormalities including muscle mass loss, fat redistribution, abnormal lipid levels, abnormal cardiac function, decreased bone density, low energy and a reduced sense of well-being. Treatment with recombinant human growth hormone can result in improvement of these abnormalities. However, it is not easy to separate uncertain responses from the concurrent treatment of other pituitary hormone deficiencies. Growth hormone deficiency in patients having hypothalamic or pituitary disease and multiple other hormonal deficiencies (TSH, ACTH, gonadotropins, vasopressin) provides a better diagnosis than isolated growth hormone deficiency in an adult. The anterior pituitary secretes growth hormone episodically. Growth hormone releasing hormone (GHRH) stimulates secretion; and somatostatin and feedback inhibition from insulin-like growth factor-1 (IGF-1) inhibit it. The pulsatile nature of growth hormone secretion can result in undetectable serum concentrations between pulses making random measurement of growth hormone useless in diagnosis. Secretion rates of growth hormone fall with age, decreasing up to six-fold between puberty and older adulthood further complicating diagnosis. In obese and older adults, random growth hormone measurements are usually undetectable. Principally IGF-1, which is secreted mainly by the liver, mediates the actions of growth hormone. Serum concentrations of IGF-1 do not fluctuate and generally reflect the overall secretion rate of growth hormone. Serum concentrations of IGF-1 vary with age and sex and require reference to age and gender specific normal values. In obese patients, both growth hormone and IGF-1 concentrations are reduced and increase with significant weight loss without hormonal therapy. In patients with known hypothalamic or pituitary disease, growth hormone deficiency, doctors can establish the condition with high sensitivity and specificity when there are 3 or 4 additional pituitary hormonal deficiencies or an IGF-1 less than 84 mcg/liter. To establish the diagnosis in patients without these criteria requires provocative growth hormone stimulation. Adults diagnosed in childhood with isolated growth hormone deficiency often have normal growth hormone secretion after puberty and need retesting before continuing replacement therapy into adulthood. The gold standard, an insulin tolerance test, is time consuming, expensive, and potentially dangerous. The next best test combines stimulation with arginine and GHRH. Stimulation with arginine or L-Dopa alone or serum IGF-1 concentrations alone are not considered adequate to establish the diagnosis. Treating a patient with recombinant human growth hormone is expensive and has significant side-effects including edema, arthralgias, carpal tunnel syndrome and glucose intolerance. Most of the symptoms of adult growth hormone deficiency can be treated successfully with weight loss and medications directed at specific abnormalities such as hyperlipidemia and decreased bone mineral density. Treatment with recombinant human growth hormone should be considered only in adults with well established growth hormone deficiency. About AllMed Healthcare Management Founded in 1995, AllMed is a [http://www.allmedmd.com] URAC-accredited Independent Review Organization (IRO) serving insurance payers, providers, TPAs and claims managers nationwide. Reviews are conducted by board-certified physicians in active practice. AllMed’s growing customer base for its [http://www.allmedmd.com] independent medical review and hospital peer review services includes premier organizations, such as Educator’s Mutual Life, IMS Managed Care, Tenet Healthcare Corporation, HealthGuard, several Blue Cross Blue Shield organizations, TriWest Healthcare Alliance, Allianz and many other leading healthcare payers. [http://www.allmedmd.com/blog/index.htm] Read the AllMed Blog. Article Source: [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Lewis_Chase ] http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Lewis_Chase [http://ezinearticles.com/?Diagnosing-Adult-Growth-Hormone-Deficiency&id=172762 ] http://EzineArticles.com/?Diagnosing-Adult-Growth-Hormone-Deficiency&id=172762 paycheck withholding guarnteed payday loan dave ramsey bi-weekly pay day payday lender pa
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Monday, May 19, 2008

Job Search Got You Twisting in the Wind?

By Paul Megan A customer recently emailed us about his job search success. After landing a job in just 2 weeks, I realize now that finding a job is really a very simple process. You just have to realize that someone is out there with a job, waiting for you to come along. All I had to do was to get the two of us together. Knowing theres a job out there just waiting for you sounds great. Unless youre TWISTNG IN THE WIND because you cant get hooked up with the right position. Maybe youve been fired and youre getting desperate. Maybe youre jammed up in your current job with no moves left. Or youve faithfully followed a lot of traditional job search advice and nothing works. There are few of us who dont worry about our job. And with good reason. It provides the fuel that fires whats important to us in life. A job is not just what we do. In many ways its who we are. Much of our life is defined by how we make a living. So when the time comes to make a move, we prefer to do it as quickly and painlessly as possible. We dont want to be twisting in the winds for weeks, even months at a time hoping against hope that the right situation will drop in our laps. Thats the desperate way to look for a job. Making a career move can and should be a dynamic and enthusiastic acknowledgement of our ability to grow . . . to be successful. Most of all it should show us that we can be in control of our destiny rather than a victim of it. And that means we cant be a wimp about our job search. So dont let yourself twist in the wind. Get yourself an assertive plan of action that guarantees you fast and lucrative results! Paul Megan writes for EEI, the world class leader in alternative job search strategies and non-traditional career advancement since 1985. Check out THE WORLD’S FASTEST JOB SEARCH SYSTEM! Grab EEI’s stunning FREE REPORT: “How To Lock Up A High-Paying Job In 14 Days (Or Less)!” http://www.fastest-job-search.com Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Paul_Megan http://EzineArticles.com/?Job-Search-Got-You-Twisting-in-the-Wind?&id=95495 general motors pay day living paycheck to paycheck ehlermann cash thru payday shoob michigan people loaning money
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Thursday, May 15, 2008

UFO – Xrytspet’s Report to Zoodnock on Louocksplieol in G200765

By John T Jones, Ph.D. When Xrytspet brought her C-971L7B into my pickup when I first encountered that intergalactic sprite, I transcribed some of the code using the C-971L7B itself to do the transliteration from Xrytspets native tongue used on her home planet Fanton in G10009845788899990766 to Spanish. This happened by accident because I would have wanted the transliteration to be into English used on my planet Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy. Actually, it all was an accident and I had no idea what I had done. We hit a bump on the desert road and my elbow hit the download button on the C-97L7B and a small module came out and flipped into the cuff of my pants. I had no idea what I had done or that there was now a module in my cuff. I was completely oblivious to the fact that I had done anything of significance or anything at all for that matter. As you may remember, Xrytspet said that she put her spacecraft in the back of my pickup but when I got into the pickup, there was my wife asking me why I took so long. I looked back and I could see no space craft. I learned later that Xrytspet was in the back of the truck to secure her spacecraft but had become invisible as to not disrupt the psych of my wife. She joined us in the cab of the truck but neither my wife or I saw a thing. If you cant remember, you can read my article on that encounter at: http://ezinearticles.com/?UFO:-How-I-Met-Xrytspet&id=92151 Anyway, to make things short, Xrytspet had a problem with her space craft, the FnL7 Time Craft. It was an earlier model and on rare occasions became dormant. This was corrected in later models by removing an algorithm in the fuel conservation system that misinterpreted certain code from the control module. Xrytspets new FnL7 Time Craft has no such conflict between modules. As to the C-971L7B itself, it is Xrytspets portable communication module which is usually plugged into a slot in the FnL7 Time Craft. The small module showed up when my wife was doing the washing. She saw that it would fit into the USB port in my computer so she simply plugged it in and went back to her washing. She told me what she had done when I came home from wrestling a six-foot sturgeon on the Snake River. It took me an hour to get the monster fish up to the shore so that I could turn it on its back while I took out the hook and released it. As usual, my wife didnt believe my fish story so I went to my computer. The small module was nothing that I had ever seen but it certainly did slip right into the USB port. I went to My Computer and clicked on “Removable Disk (L).” Up came: Informe a Zoodnock en Louocksplieol en G200765. I wondered what it was all about. Each line of the report was written in what looked like what I imagined “Reformed Egyptian” to look like, as mentioned in the Book of Mormon published by Joseph Smith, Jr. in 1830 in Palmyra, NY. Under each line was the Spanish translation. Having had some experience in the language and the availability of several translation resources on the Internet plus my two sons (who are fluent in Spanish and being born of good parents), I proceeded with the translation excerpts of which are as follows: Report to Zoodnock on Louocksplieol in G200765 Honorable Zoodnock, Prince of Louocksplieol in G200765, Winner in dglooling at the G200765 Olympics, Writer of scary portents, Father of the Second Louocksplieol, etc., I Xrytspet bring you greetings from Earth in G8933444272, or the “Mostly Despicable Planet.” Conclusion of This Report You Zoodnock on Louocksplieol in G200765, although I know that you will come, must dismiss any idea about traveling the immensity of space and time to come to this degenerate planet occupied by the predominant species, homosapien, which species is creative and dangerous due to its primate progenitors and the still deadly Crocadilia that helped form the cortex of its brain. Honorable Zoodnock, if you were to be so foolish as to travel to this galaxy and drift into the environs of Earth, your peaceful mission would be destroyed by what are called “trigger happy politicians and military men.” Earthlings have control only of atomic fission (but can not control atomic fusion ), however, they make explosive fission and fusion bombs that can devastate whole cities. They have missiles that can deliver these weapons which is what they would launch if your spacecraft were found approaching their planet. There is no central government on this planet so you could be attacked by various entities, none of them friendly to Intergalactic Visitors like you. Even if you did gain acceptance by your First Strike Method and were allowed to roam the earth amongst surviving inhabitants, this planet has many pitfalls because the inhabitants are infected with many diseases that you Louocksplieolians have no resistance to. None of you could possibly survive here. Knowing that you will come anyway, I have supplied technical information needed to protect you from this threat. It is true that Earth has an abundance of nitrogen to breath. Earthlings simply expel nitrogen selectively removing the oxygenso there would be no conflict there. Also, they have a substance they call “coal” predominantly carbon that you would relish, especially the hard anthracite varieties, so you would not be competing for food. However, they would not tolerate your black skin and different-odor perspiration until you started to use what they call “deodorants.” These products are in most all what they call “stores” and have allowed the integrations of races on earth. If you insist on coming I suggest that you prepare such deodorants to bring with you. Typical compositions are given in the Appendix. I realize that you do not have the ability to smell, as that need vanished in your long past, but you must take this information into consideration. I might note that each earth race can not stand the natural smell of the other races. Black, red, white, or yellow skin is not the factor; the skin color simply says that you are from another race that your race does not want to get too close too if deodorant is not used. The fact that you Louocksplieolians expel far more carbon and sulfur dioxide than Earthlings will not be accepted well on Earth. Unlike Louocksplieolians, Earthlings are subject to heat, cold, and light. They have completely polluted their planet by what they call “greenhouse gases” in that they form in the atmosphere and trap heat from their puny sun to the extent that the planet undergoes what they call “global warming” which results in the melting of the arctic and antarctic ice fields raising the ocean levels, unfavorably changing the weather, and threatening to flood their coastal cites and turn their farmland into deserts. Your presence would only hasten this process in the minds of the Earthlings. I know that you will come to earth but leave your valuables at home. Earthlings are greedy thieves that want whatever they dont have. Also, there is no reason to believe what an Earthling says especially if the Earthling is a politician or clergyman. The definitions of these terms are in the Appendix. You are not to believe what uneducated or overly educated Earthlings say, for that matter. Although there are many things to consider, which follows in the details of this report, you must remember that Earthlings are killers by nature Your fur will not be in your favor because Earthlings kill fur-bearing animals. Im sorry to report this to you but it is the truth of the matter. You will have to be ready to flee on even the smallest threat. I must add that because of your great size you will be confused with Phantos or “Big Foot” as he is known here. They are continually looking for this poor Chican. I dread that you will come here to add to the confusion and Phantos’ grief. 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