By John T Jones, Ph.D. When Xrytspet brought her C-971L7B into my pickup when I first encountered that intergalactic sprite, I transcribed some of the code using the C-971L7B itself to do the transliteration from Xrytspets native tongue used on her home planet Fanton in G10009845788899990766 to Spanish. This happened by accident because I would have wanted the transliteration to be into English used on my planet Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy. Actually, it all was an accident and I had no idea what I had done. We hit a bump on the desert road and my elbow hit the download button on the C-97L7B and a small module came out and flipped into the cuff of my pants. I had no idea what I had done or that there was now a module in my cuff. I was completely oblivious to the fact that I had done anything of significance or anything at all for that matter. As you may remember, Xrytspet said that she put her spacecraft in the back of my pickup but when I got into the pickup, there was my wife asking me why I took so long. I looked back and I could see no space craft. I learned later that Xrytspet was in the back of the truck to secure her spacecraft but had become invisible as to not disrupt the psych of my wife. She joined us in the cab of the truck but neither my wife or I saw a thing. If you cant remember, you can read my article on that encounter at: http://ezinearticles.com/?UFO:-How-I-Met-Xrytspet&id=92151 Anyway, to make things short, Xrytspet had a problem with her space craft, the FnL7 Time Craft. It was an earlier model and on rare occasions became dormant. This was corrected in later models by removing an algorithm in the fuel conservation system that misinterpreted certain code from the control module. Xrytspets new FnL7 Time Craft has no such conflict between modules. As to the C-971L7B itself, it is Xrytspets portable communication module which is usually plugged into a slot in the FnL7 Time Craft. The small module showed up when my wife was doing the washing. She saw that it would fit into the USB port in my computer so she simply plugged it in and went back to her washing. She told me what she had done when I came home from wrestling a six-foot sturgeon on the Snake River. It took me an hour to get the monster fish up to the shore so that I could turn it on its back while I took out the hook and released it. As usual, my wife didnt believe my fish story so I went to my computer. The small module was nothing that I had ever seen but it certainly did slip right into the USB port. I went to My Computer and clicked on “Removable Disk (L).” Up came: Informe a Zoodnock en Louocksplieol en G200765. I wondered what it was all about. Each line of the report was written in what looked like what I imagined “Reformed Egyptian” to look like, as mentioned in the Book of Mormon published by Joseph Smith, Jr. in 1830 in Palmyra, NY. Under each line was the Spanish translation. Having had some experience in the language and the availability of several translation resources on the Internet plus my two sons (who are fluent in Spanish and being born of good parents), I proceeded with the translation excerpts of which are as follows: Report to Zoodnock on Louocksplieol in G200765 Honorable Zoodnock, Prince of Louocksplieol in G200765, Winner in dglooling at the G200765 Olympics, Writer of scary portents, Father of the Second Louocksplieol, etc., I Xrytspet bring you greetings from Earth in G8933444272, or the “Mostly Despicable Planet.” Conclusion of This Report You Zoodnock on Louocksplieol in G200765, although I know that you will come, must dismiss any idea about traveling the immensity of space and time to come to this degenerate planet occupied by the predominant species, homosapien, which species is creative and dangerous due to its primate progenitors and the still deadly Crocadilia that helped form the cortex of its brain. Honorable Zoodnock, if you were to be so foolish as to travel to this galaxy and drift into the environs of Earth, your peaceful mission would be destroyed by what are called “trigger happy politicians and military men.” Earthlings have control only of atomic fission (but can not control atomic fusion ), however, they make explosive fission and fusion bombs that can devastate whole cities. They have missiles that can deliver these weapons which is what they would launch if your spacecraft were found approaching their planet. There is no central government on this planet so you could be attacked by various entities, none of them friendly to Intergalactic Visitors like you. Even if you did gain acceptance by your First Strike Method and were allowed to roam the earth amongst surviving inhabitants, this planet has many pitfalls because the inhabitants are infected with many diseases that you Louocksplieolians have no resistance to. None of you could possibly survive here. Knowing that you will come anyway, I have supplied technical information needed to protect you from this threat. It is true that Earth has an abundance of nitrogen to breath. Earthlings simply expel nitrogen selectively removing the oxygenso there would be no conflict there. Also, they have a substance they call “coal” predominantly carbon that you would relish, especially the hard anthracite varieties, so you would not be competing for food. However, they would not tolerate your black skin and different-odor perspiration until you started to use what they call “deodorants.” These products are in most all what they call “stores” and have allowed the integrations of races on earth. If you insist on coming I suggest that you prepare such deodorants to bring with you. Typical compositions are given in the Appendix. I realize that you do not have the ability to smell, as that need vanished in your long past, but you must take this information into consideration. I might note that each earth race can not stand the natural smell of the other races. Black, red, white, or yellow skin is not the factor; the skin color simply says that you are from another race that your race does not want to get too close too if deodorant is not used. The fact that you Louocksplieolians expel far more carbon and sulfur dioxide than Earthlings will not be accepted well on Earth. Unlike Louocksplieolians, Earthlings are subject to heat, cold, and light. They have completely polluted their planet by what they call “greenhouse gases” in that they form in the atmosphere and trap heat from their puny sun to the extent that the planet undergoes what they call “global warming” which results in the melting of the arctic and antarctic ice fields raising the ocean levels, unfavorably changing the weather, and threatening to flood their coastal cites and turn their farmland into deserts. Your presence would only hasten this process in the minds of the Earthlings. I know that you will come to earth but leave your valuables at home. Earthlings are greedy thieves that want whatever they dont have. Also, there is no reason to believe what an Earthling says especially if the Earthling is a politician or clergyman. The definitions of these terms are in the Appendix. You are not to believe what uneducated or overly educated Earthlings say, for that matter. Although there are many things to consider, which follows in the details of this report, you must remember that Earthlings are killers by nature Your fur will not be in your favor because Earthlings kill fur-bearing animals. Im sorry to report this to you but it is the truth of the matter. You will have to be ready to flee on even the smallest threat. I must add that because of your great size you will be confused with Phantos or “Big Foot” as he is known here. They are continually looking for this poor Chican. I dread that you will come here to add to the confusion and Phantos’ grief. The rest of the report was very comprehensive dwelling on everything from “Biblical Mythology Derived from Egypt and Persia” to “The Spanish Inquisitions.” There was far more detail in the description of Earth Wars than is in our history books. Xrytspet has resources that we dont have. However, I think that she was just padding the report as far as the wars were concerned. I learned from Xrytspet that war is considered to be a very stupid and harmful activity on other planets and is the reason that most all Intergalactic Communities avoid and even forbid contact with Earth. The End copyright2007 John Taylor Jones, Ph.D. Taylor Jones the Hack Writer John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine. He is Executive Representative of IWS sellers of Tyler Hicks wealth-success books and kits. 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